August 2008
28 posts
Spaghetti Cat explained →
Tracy Jordan’s phenomenal ballad,...
Back when David Spade was funny
Richard: Maybe. I guess that's why you should've called.
Tommy: I did call...earlier...or, later.
Richard: Really? What number did you call?
Tommy: Two...four...niner...five, six seven...
Richard: I can't hear you, you're trailing off and did I hear a niner in there? Were you calling from a walkie-talkie?
Tommy: No, it was cordless.
Green Screen tips from James Franco
Dave Franco: How do I dodge a T-Rex?
James Franco: I would like, you know... fake him out.
“DRAINAGE! Drainage, Eli, you boy. Drained dry, I’m so sorry. Here: if you have a...”
– Daniel Plainview (There Will Be Blood)
WatchAt first, I thought James Franco was just that pouty guy in Spiderman, but then I realized something: he’s actually funny.
“Power Plant” from the Bionic Commando...
An incredible mobile home →
I would be so proud to tell my friends that I live in a garbage truck.
“Two weeks ago I came out of the building, ok, I’m running across 6th Avenue-...”
– Arthur Edens
Fantastic dialogue involving Joe Pesci
Vinny: Is it possible that the two utes...
Judge Haller: ...Ah, the two what? Uh... uh, what was that word?
Vinny: Uh... what word?
Judge Haller: Two what?
Vinny: What?
Judge Haller: Uh... did you say "utes"?
Vinny: Yeah, two utes.
Judge Haller: What is a ute?
Vinny: Oh, excuse me, Your Honor... two youths.
Poor parenting
I love how Facebook lets me know which of my friends installed the Facebook for iPhone application, so that I can immediately pinpoint which ones are spoiled brats.
TIME FOR SOME STORIES →
The funniest stuff you will read in the next 45 minutes.
“All men have something to hide. The brighter the picture, the darker the...”
– Rupert Thorne
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