July 2009
58 posts
WatchA friend of my brother’s suggested that when Sirius Black died, they should have played Spoon’s “Black Like Me”. The situation has now been rectified.
Oh, and spoilers btw.
June 2009
86 posts
“(Sittin’ On) The Dock Of The...
WatchThis is my favorite music video.
WatchHoly hell, this looks intensely promising.
“Got Nuffin” off of Spoon’s new...
Can Hands →
christr:
cannibalcalvin:
Single greatest Click Ad ever.
Oh my lord that was amazing!
Okay, that was pretty great.
Preview Spoon's Got Nuffin EP →
WatchCinderella story…
Weird.
ronworkman:
corygrimes:
willzone:
On September 18th, 1979 Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson were both guests on the Tonight Show w. Johnny Carson which was co-hosted by Ed McMahon.
Oh shit! Johnny Carson is next!
Shaq Finds Out He's Been Traded To...
gynecologistcobra:
ronworkman:
morgenstern:
soupsoup:
charitini:
Big news: Shaquille O’Neal has been traded from the Suns to Cleveland Cavaliers. And he apparently found out about it on Twitter. Here’s the thread, as far as I can piece it together:
@allonso: @THE_REAL_SHAQ is it true u a CLEVELAND CAVALIER (12:33 am)
@THE_REAL_SHAQ: @allonso I didn’t hear dat yet (12:34 am)
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WatchI’m pretty sure that when Miyazaki stops making movies, a large piece of me will have died inside. Also, Matt Damon and Tina Fey are in this. That’s awesome.
“The 82nd Academy Awards, which will be presented on March 7, 2010, will have 10...”
– [via]
Horse Feathers
Baravelli: [through speakeasy's door] Who are you?
Professor Wagstaff: I'm fine, thanks, who are you?
Baravelli: I'm fine too, but you can't come in unless you give the password.
Professor Wagstaff: Well, what is the password?
Baravelli: Aw, no. You gotta tell me. Hey, I tell what I do. I give you three guesses. It's the name of a fish.
Professor Wagstaff: Is it Mary?
Baravelli: Ha-ha. That's-a no fish.
Professor Wagstaff: She isn't? Well, she drinks like one. Let me see: Is it sturgeon?
Baravelli: Hey, you crazy. Sturgeon, he's a doctor cuts you open when-a you sick. Now I give you one more chance.
Professor Wagstaff: I got it. Haddock.
Baravelli: That's-a funny. I gotta haddock, too.
Professor Wagstaff: What do you take for a haddock?
Baravelli: Well-a, sometimes I take-a aspirin, sometimes I take-a Calamel.
Professor Wagstaff: Say, I'd walk a mile for a Calamel.
Baravelli: You mean chocolate calamel. I like that too, but you no guess it. Hey, what's-a matter, you no understand English? You can't come in here unless you say, "Swordfish." Now I'll give you one more guess.
Professor Wagstaff: ...swordfish, swordfish... I think I got it. Is it "swordfish"?
Baravelli: Hah. That's-a it. You guess it.
Professor Wagstaff: Pretty good, eh?
This is the greatest 'Transformers: Revenge of the... →
itemforty:
samit:
[via Kyle Orland on Twitter]
“it will pretty much look like two or more enormous microwaves with swords violently mating.” - Sounds like a winner to me.
Nothing can ever top this.
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WatchFUCK YEAH OLIVER PLATT
Four Square: Best Game Ever
theowlsareafterme:
logandavis:
I’m serious. I don’t care that I spent four hours last night playing four square in ridiculously hot and humid weather. Bouncing a ball in the parking lot of a crappy Super Buffet and Dollar General until midnight is one of the most satisfying things in the world.
Four Square fucking rules man. I’ve been playing alot with some of my friends that shit gets...
“A notable moment occurs during the dementedly frenetic final act of Transformers...”
– Nick de Semlyen’s review of Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. (via gynecologistcobra)
Classy.
The most interesting thing you'll see all day →
We all know who to thank.
Ashton Kutcher. God among men.