July 2010
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Watch“Illegal Alien” by Genesis
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(via thishappens)
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“Look, Top Chef, we know that cheap puns are stock-in-trade for this kind of...”
– Videogum, the reason why I watch Top Chef.
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“Kazaam is initially powerless against his master, he soon breaks free from his...”
– More synopsis from the Kazaam Wikipedia entry
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“Max confesses to Kazaam that he and his father aren’t really connecting,...”
– Taken from the Wikipedia synopsis of Kazaam
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“Pauly D on a slow-mo shot of himself and Jwoww grinding at Karma: “Matrix!...”
– FourFour
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NJ sub shop readies for Wednesday Obama visit →
This is my sub shop.
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TRAILER FOR JERSEY SHORE SEASON 3 →
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KILL ME →
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“Also, finally! Josh knows Donna likes him. Or, rather, he probably already knew...”
– Steve Heisler, moving past comedy and heading towards tragedy
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Federal Judge: OK to Break DRM for Fair Use →
Am I the only one who thinks that this is big news?
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“I think Bigfoot is blurry, that’s the problem. It’s not the photographer’s...”
– Mitch Hedberg (via schbank) (via kefrench)
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Bill Murray is a national treasure
Dan Fierman: Last question. I have to know, because I love this story and want it to be true. There have been stories about you sneaking up behind people in New York City, covering their eyes with your hands, and saying: Guess who. And when they turn around, they see Bill Murray and hear the words "No one will ever believe you."
Bill Murray: [long pause] I know. I know, I know, I know. I've heard about that from a lot of people. A lot of people. I don't know what to say. There's probably a really appropriate thing to say. Something exactly and just perfectly right. [long beat, and then he breaks into a huge grin] But by God, it sounds crazy, doesn't it? Just so crazy and unlikely and unusual?
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David Denby is an idiot
Jeff: But who cares if Cobb gets back to two kids we don’t know? And why would we root for one energy company over another? There’s no spiritual meaning or social resonance to any of this, no critique of power in the dream-world struggle between C.E.O.s. It can’t be a coincidence that Tony Gilroy’s “Duplicity” (2009), which was also about industrial espionage, played time games, too. The over-elaboration of narrative devices in both movies suggests that the directors sensed that there was nothing at the heart of their stories to stir the audience. In any case, I would like to plant in Christopher Nolan’s head the thought that he might consider working more simply next time. His way of dodging powerful emotion is beginning to look like a grand-scale version of a puzzle-maker’s obsession with mazes and tropes. ♦
Jeff: retarded
Brian: who wrote that?
Jeff: the new yorker
Jeff: david denby
Brian: THEY DON'T GET IT AT ALL
Brian: UUUUUGGGGHHHHH
Brian: It's not dream dreams. it's a scientific construct that is just called "dreams"
Brian: also, someone remembered duplicity?
Jeff: yea for real
Brian: I don't even remember duplicity. and we're the only two people who saw that movie
Jeff: i know
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BP photoshops fake photo of crisis command center,... →
nickdouglas:
Check out the high res image to see how hilariously obvious this is.
This is the best thing to happen ever. I could photoshop something better than this.
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WatchSharktopus trailer. So good.