July 2011
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Jul 29th
Can You Tell the Quality of a Justin Timberlake... →
popculturebrain: Turns out JT is the reverse Samson of movie making. Two things: Justin Timberlake, when does your new album drop? I have been camped outside Tower Records for a while and now the Tower Records is a Panera. I don’t get to correct people about biblical stuff often, but I would like to point out that Samson gained his strength from his hair. So he is not a “reverse...
Jul 29th
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Probably the best sentence I've read this year →
Jeffrey Eugenides was punched in the face last week when he tried to stop a pair of drunk New Jersey–bound train passengers from singing a song about their penises New Jersey rules.
Jul 25th
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10 things we learned about 'The Simpsons' at... →
The show will bend its format with an episode that follows the saga of Moe’s bar rag over hundreds of years. “It used be a tapestry and then it was used by Michaelangelo,” Jean teased, “and the voice of the bar rag is Jeremy Irons.” I know that this is the sort of gimmicky Simpsons premise that people hate, but this sounds incredible.
Jul 24th
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The above clip is from a show on USA called Suits. This is also a real thing that I’m sure we all do. We all sit around and ask each other trivia questions about Harvard, right? I’m sure most college students quiz each other on the school that they attended. But also, they ask incredibly easy questions. “What is the oldest book in Harvard’s library?” The Bible, duh. “Where do you go to get square...
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I’m 99.999% sure that this is my favorite Simpsons joke.
Jul 18th
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