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Some of the questions I’ve asked my brother over the last few months

  • doesn’t SF by law have to get all google stuff first?
  • what side are you on in the rap game now?
  • does google need short-term masseuses? do i just send my resume to masseuse.google.com? or it is google.com/masseuse? (Response: “yup just email the domain”)
  • did you buy an engagement ring yet? for thom [Yorke]? because you want to marry him?
  • what is the dumbest thing someone asked you? did anyone ask you what you were wearing? did felons call you? from jail?
  • tuxedo tees are still cool, right?
  • yo do you have those tanqueray ads with stringer in san fran?
  • Hey remember when we both knew all the words to all of the songs in Mulan?
  • do you want to invest in my food truck?
  • cats just get it, you know?
  • tell me about the economy. how does it work?

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On the bus

Jeff:
ok i cant keep reading on the bus i'm gonna puke
Jeff:
talk to you later
Brian:
words words wrods words
Jeff:
ass
Brian:
puuuuuuke

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10 Plays
BOHOTHAHR
Fat Lip

BOHOTHAHR covers Sum 41’s “Fat Lip”

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You motherfucker. Come in there again and I will fucking kill you. Tell your friends. Bitch.
Jeff, bee hater

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The stage is set. A showdown between two of the best teams in the NBA: the Los Angeles Lakers and the Beastie Boys. Brian and Jeff face off in the ultime NBA Jam showdown. Brian starts out strong, using a proven strategy of alley-oops and outside three-pointers to take a quick lead. But Jeff soon proves worthy, allowing a number of slam dunks, alley-oops and thrown elbows to take the lead. As the clock ticks down, the score turns into a tug of war; two teams matching each other shot for shot. Ad-Rock versus Kobe Bryant, Mike D versus Lamar Odom, a fight for the ages. With just four seconds left, Jeff lays up an easy dunk. The score is 57-55, advantage Lakers. But all is not lost, Mike D inbounds the ball. From full court, Ad-Rock fires off a three-pointer. The buzzer rings. Swish. The ball doesn’t even have time to touch the virtual hardwood floor. Beastie Boys take the win 58-57. Jeff yells a string of expletives.

The stage is set. A showdown between two of the best teams in the NBA: the Los Angeles Lakers and the Beastie Boys.

Brian and Jeff face off in the ultime NBA Jam showdown. Brian starts out strong, using a proven strategy of alley-oops and outside three-pointers to take a quick lead. But Jeff soon proves worthy, allowing a number of slam dunks, alley-oops and thrown elbows to take the lead.

As the clock ticks down, the score turns into a tug of war; two teams matching each other shot for shot. Ad-Rock versus Kobe Bryant, Mike D versus Lamar Odom, a fight for the ages. With just four seconds left, Jeff lays up an easy dunk. The score is 57-55, advantage Lakers.

But all is not lost, Mike D inbounds the ball. From full court, Ad-Rock fires off a three-pointer. The buzzer rings. Swish. The ball doesn’t even have time to touch the virtual hardwood floor.

Beastie Boys take the win 58-57. Jeff yells a string of expletives.

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